Nip-Tuck Dialogue

Scenario: A couple in bed

Characters: Paul and Jane.

Paul: Oh my god, I’m exhausted!

Jane: Aha..

Paul: It’s all ok darling?  

Jane: Yes..well I don’t know..

Paul: Ok! I will put the television! J

Jane: Oh please Paul, ask me...

Paul: Pff! What happen my dear wife?

Jane: Katherina has new boobs, and I think that he is prettier now, so I’m thinking in operate me, but if you think that’s not necessary so I will not doing.

Paul: How much it cost?

Jane: 5000 euros

Paul: You are perfect! You have little boobs but in their place, I LOVE YOUR BOOBS NOW.

Jane: But Paul, I’m not finished, there is a doctor who is..

Paul: The most exciting boobs I have ever seen, amazing

Jane: There is a friend that...

Paul: I can’t imagine you as perfect as now, don’t operate your body.

Jane: IT’S FREE FUCKING IDIOT, my friend Anna, is married with a doctor and the operation will be absolutely free!

Paul: Oh, it’s your decision darling, I love you and if you are happy me too, so..

Best motivational video ever!

This is one of the best motivational videos of the history. I saw it a few years ago and then since this moment, when I have to play an important match, I see it again. I always thinks that if one of my coaches say me that before a match, I will win the match. So I will show the video because I think that it’s useful to all the sports, but before I want to talk about my best motivational moment in life.

Two years ago, I was very lucky, because the first team call me to help us. They had a lot of injured players and they call me. I was on the list two times, but I couldn’t play any minute. But that isn’t the important thing. One of these matches, was the Catalunya Cup, an important title celebrate in Catalunya where play Barça and Espanyol in the final. So you have to compete with the other teams to play against great teams, like Barça, Girona or Sabadell. So before the match, the football players of the first teams were very motivated. They were screaming and perking each other to achieve the victory. I’ve never seen that before, and I play football since I was 7 years. Amazing.  

Sergio Busquets, a football player?

When you see Sergio Busquets running, you think that he can’t play football, because he is very strange. Years ago, Sergio was playing with Barça B in third division, like U.E Figueres now. Three years later he wins the World Cup, the most important title of the world. He has two Champions and three leagues, and he is still 22 or 23.

People called him sweeper, because he is midfielder and he don’t let to anybody to pass with the ball. He isn’t as technical as Iniesta, faster as Messi, or good with head as Piqué but he is the best midfielder defensive of the world. Pictures talks more than the words so with this video you will see how to play Sergio Busquets.    

Blonde Joke

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My oral presentation!

David Costa: Smartphones
Presentation (10%)	Do you use any resources? Are the resources relevant and attractive and focused on the topic? Do they support your presentation? Is the timing 5-7 minutes? We have used a prezi which is useful for the audience and for us. I think that the time is correct.	10
Body language and eye contact (10%)	Are you looking at your audience most of the time? Are you reading occasionally from your notes? Are you doing any gestures / movement to hold the attention of the audience? It’s quite difficult to look at the audience and we haven’t done it all the time. We haven’t read at our papers and the gestures were okay, maybe we have to improve that because I was very nervous, much as normal.	5
Structure (10%)	Do you organize your ideas in order of importance? Do you use discourse markers to make your ideas more clear? All was organized and we used discourse markers.	10
Content (30%)	Do you introduce interesting, NEW information to your audience? Is your information detailed and clear? Do you give / show examples? Is your information copied from a source or is it original? Did you look up information/facts/ideas in the Internet/books…? I think that we have worked a lot this and we gave examples, we gave new information.	25
Language (20%)	Is your grammar correct, complex? Is your vocabulary rich and varied? Do you use sentence linkers? Do you use pause fillers? Our language was good and correct.	15
Pronunciation and intonation (10%)	Do you know how to pronounce all your words? Did you check the pronunciation with a dictionary, a classmate or the teacher? Do you change your tone of voice or use a monotone tone all the time? Did you speed in a fluid continuum or with breaks and interruptions? Our pronunciation was correctly; maybe we have say a word incorrectly but in general quite well. I think that I pronounced badly breif, like you can see in the video.	10
Self-evaluation (10%)		10
Final Mark: (100%)		85

Changes and future!

This year has been a year of changes. I have change batxillerat, and I think that the social one, it’s easier, but you have to work hard and you have more homework than the scientific one.

Another change in my life, is football, this year is one of the worst because we can’t win anything, and that’s very sad. These are the two most important things in my life, apart from family and friends, because studies will decide my life and football too.

So next year I would like to study in Barcelona, because I have some friends there and they say that’s fantastic, but the problem to live there is that it’s far from home and there is a good football team. The other option is in Girona, where I know more people and it’s nearer than Barcelona, and there is a good football team, Girona F.C. So that’s the last year in Castelló, and what’s next? I will see my future in a year, I’m looking forward!  

The hobbit 2!

Eight films to watch in December 2013

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The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug

The second installment of Peter Jackson’s blockbuster Hobbit trilogy ups the action considerably compared with 2012’s The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey. That first film barely took Bilbo Baggins and his party of scruffy dwarves beyond the first 80 pages of JRR Tolkien’s rather slim novel. This time the band encounter Lee Pace’s fiercely territorial Elvenking, Orlando Bloom’s expert archer Legolas, a female Elf warrior named Tauriel (invented by Jackson just for the film), and of course, the gold-hoarding dragon Smaug, voiced by Benedict Cumberbatch. Released 12 December in Argentina, 13 December in the US and UK, and 28 February 2014 in Japan. (Warner Bros).

Since I have an account on series.ly, I spend much of my free time watching films. I the last summer 35 films more or less and one of them ware: The hobbit. I really like this film that talks about the life before of the Lord of The Rings. I remembered the day that I watch the film because it was 12 o’clock and I wanted to see a film, then I saw the hobbit and I had been watching the film until three o’clock.  

So I recommend the first, and the second film that will be showed on December to all that people that loved the Lord of The Rings. Here the trailer.

http://www.bbc.com/culture/story/20131129-december-films-to-watch

Marc Marquez, amazing!

Marc Marquez: New MotoGP champion staying grounded

Marc Marquez knows he is not the finished article despite becoming the youngest rider to win the MotoGP title.

Marquez, 20, was third at the last race of the season in Valencia to claim a first title for a rookie since 1978.

Speaking at the first test ahead of the 2014 season, the Spaniard said he will not get carried away despite his feat.

The Honda rider said: "I will learn about my mistakes, try to have less crashes, try to be more constant and try to be more precise on the track."

I’m not a fanatic of motor races, but I always support the Spanish people that practise sport all around the world. Marc Marquez, that he is only 20 years old, is the new World Champion. I’m really happy for him because when you see him winning a race, celebrating something or speaking in an interview, you think that he’s a good boy. A lot of people, when they are famous, are arrogant and eccentric, but he is like a boy that you could came across the street.

I saw the celebration of the title in his town, and he was very shy, and he didn’t want the leadership, he always said that all the hard work was of his team, and that’s nice because maybe the others don’t think like him. So congratulations Marc, you’re simply the best!

A legend!

Ryan Giggs: Fit, 40 and still firing

By Tom McGowan, CNN

November 29, 2013 -- Updated 1708 GMT (0108 HKT)

Ryan Giggs celebrates his 40th birthday on Friday. The Manchester United midfielder shows no signs of slowing down at the tail end of a playing career which is now in its third decade.

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• Manchester United midfielder Ryan Giggs celebrates 40th birthday on Friday
• The Welshman made his United debut in 1991
• Giggs is the most decorated player in English football history
• He has won 13 Premier League titles and the European Cup twice

(CNN) -- Ryan Giggs is venturing where few footballers have gone before.

On Friday the Welshman turned 40, marking the start of a new chapter of a career which has seen him achieve unprecedented success with Manchester United.

Twenty two years, eight months and 27 days on from his debut for the Old Trafford club, Giggs is officially the most decorated player in English football history.

Maybe if someone talks about football, you think with Cristiano, Messi, Bale or Neymar. But there are a lot of great and legend players in the world. One of the most famous is Ryan Giggs. He is 40 years old and he is still playing football, and there are people with the same age than Ryan that if they have to stand up to change the channel on television they get tired!

Moreover, you can think that he is still playing but with his town’s football club, but he is playing with ManUtd, that it’s quite famous I think.

So maybe, one of dreams is to play football with 40 years old, like this legend that we can still enjoys nowadays, because it’s a great player. 

http://edition.cnn.com/2013/11/29/sport/football/ryan-giggs-40-manchester-united-football/

Video game consoles!

Next-generation video game consoles: Which should you buy?

By Larry Frum, Special to CNN November 27, 2013 -- Updated 1734 GMT (0134 HKT) | Filed under: Gaming and Gadgets

Gamers, like these at the E3 expo in June, have three good options when considering gaming consoles this holiday season.

STORY HIGHLIGHTS

• Console gamers have lots of choices this holiday season
• The PlayStation 4 has dynamic graphics, improved controllers and middle-of-pack pricing
• Xbox One is an entertainment hub with a smooth interface
• Wii U is most affordable and has a year's worth of games to choose from

(CNN) -- As the cold, hard reality of the holiday shopping season dawns in earnest, literally millions of shoppers will be considering video-game consoles when they hit the stores (or stay warm shopping online) this week.

Whether on the hunt for yourself or, more likely, looking for a gift for a friend or family member, the decision isn't an easy one. BothSony's PlayStation 4 and Microsoft's Xbox One hit stores in the past week or so, and both are off to huge starts. Each sold more than 1 million units in their first 24 hours.

I’m a fan of video games. I have had the first playstation, the second and the third, and unfortunately I won’t have the fourth. It’s very expensive and I don’t to spend my money with another console.

But the new consoles are changing the world, when you are playing; all you see in your television is exactly like in real life. So it’s like if you are on the television, the graphics are excellent, the new games are amazing and the connexion is faster! And now, with the new generation of consoles and games, you can do whatever you want, the possibilities have increased a lot. When I saw the new playstation I thought, what’s next?

Here a little video showing what I’ve been talking about. 

http://edition.cnn.com/2013/11/27/tech/gaming-gadgets/compare-xbox-one-playstation-4-wii-u/

Train Crash!

New York train crash: Metro-North derailment in Bronx

Emergency workers were on scene extremely quickly after the crash

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Four people have been killed and 63 injured in a passenger train crash in the Bronx area of New York City.

Eleven of the injured are believed to be in a critical condition in hospital.

The Metro-North train's locomotive and carriages derailed as the train went into a bend in the railway line near Spuyten Duyvil station.

At least one eyewitness said the train - the 05:54 from Poughkeepsie to Grand Central Station - was travelling much faster than normal at the time.

When I have seen this new, I have think about the same case that happened two months ago in Spain. The new says that, like Spain, the train was going much faster than the normal. I don’t know what to think, because I’m not a train driver, but why that train went so fast? If you are late, you only have to leave the train station before, o communicate to the next station that you will be late, but you have the life of a lot of people on your hands, and you have to be responsible.

Finally I only can send a lot of encouragement to the affected families. 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-25176496

R.I.P Paul Walker

Fast & Furious actor Paul Walker mourned

Walker's co-star Vin Diesel (left) said the actor's death had left him 'speechless'

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• Obituary: Paul Walker
• Paul Walker: Life in pictures
• US actor Paul Walker dies in crash

Fans, friends and fellow stars have been paying tribute to US actor Paul Walker, who has died in a car crash.

Walker was best-known for playing Brian O'Conner in the Fast & Furious films.

The 40-year-old died on Saturday when a Porsche being driven by a friend, who also died, crashed near Los Angeles.

What a tragedy! One of my favourites actors have dead today. I really like how he playedI really like how he played in films. I have seen all Fast and furious films and with “Toreto” he was the best. I have read today in twitter that he loved driving, ha had a lot an amazing cars.

The most amazing thing is that years ago he said: “if one day the speed kills me, do not cry because I was smiling”. So I think that he knew that if he would day someday, he would day doing what he liked.

People say that in the next Fast and Furious, the director is thinking in put something to commemorate his death in the film; it could be a great detail. 

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-25178851

Humour discussion

If you think how many times you laugh in a day, you will see that you laugh more times that you expected. Maybe you laugh about someone’s fall, or because you are with your best friend. It doesn’t matter where, why or when, but you have to recognize that when you laugh, you feel better. Why? Why humour produces that effect on humans?

First of all, all the humans prefer laugh to cry. And all of us know that a person who are always smiling and laughing is happier that another who always cry or are stressed. People usually want like a friend a person who is always making jokes, because that person can shine your day with an only sentence. So we can say that people tend to find this kind of person.

 Secondly, humour is necessary because produce in people relax. I think that if you can share this humour with the others, are better to you, and obviously for the others that are on your side, because you will spend a relaxing and good time with friends or with your family. Moreover, if I said to you that laughing protects your heart, you will have another reason to do it. And it’s easy to do it, you can laugh in every situation of your life, because as I said before, just slips make us laugh, it’s strange, but it’s true, and it’s curious, but the sound that produce some people when laugh, it make us laugh too, because one of the characteristics that have the humour, is that it’s contagious.

As a conclusion, I want to say that I have a lot of virtues, and a lot of defaults, maybe more defaults than virtues, but one of my best virtues, is that I’m always happy. You don’t have to think: “Oh my god, I have to go to school, I have to go to university, I have to go training...”. You have to think that in all these places you can be happy, you can laugh and spend a good time with every single person that are around you. So if I have to answer the question that if it’s necessary humour in our life, I have to answer that no, it isn’t, it is essential.